For someone who claims to not be a golfer you sure do take a lot of shot on the golf course, or perhaps thats a feral golf cart

LOL... one feral golf cart is usually controlable... but if you have bad enough luck to run into a pack of them - LOOK OUT!

Oh Kyricom, I believe you and you don't even have to run into a pack of them. For a short time when I was a courier, I was delivering to an office complex that had a goose on their front door, from a pond nearby and that thing was very territorial. It ended up running me off the property.

Seriously! Fucking dead last? At least my entry was in focus!!!