Nice, but a bit OOF

I'll give ya $5 to go poke him with a stick

i think this is not Shark its a Sucker Fish.

the shark doesn't look very big either, but that might just be me

It is a shark

Are you sure this is a dangerous animal? Looks like some kind of cow to me....

Looks like a water buffalo and they are dangerous, will charge for no reason.

Those types of animals can be VERY dangerous... partially because people assume they aren't dangerous. I wouldn't want a 1,000 pound animals with horns to stomp on me!