Dirty Dozen Jokes - Photoshop Contest [10 entries]

Winning entry, with a score of:

56.4%

Contest goal:

Your Momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out. The 'Dirty Dozens' as they are called are wise-crack one-liners that always start with 'Your Momma' and define her in a comical and usually insulting manner. This may be an immature past-time, but it sure is amusing! Your goal is to photoshop a representation of this type of joke. Include the 'Your Momma' joke in the description of your entry, or add creative text on the image to enhance the punchline.

Status: finished. Check out the winners below!

CMYK46: Oh no, not again... ( 5 years and 3693 days ago )

bddesign: lol cmyk ( 5 years and 3693 days ago )

alexstephen: I think this contest should be called off, I dont like to see images of real people made fun of, they have made people look stupid, dumb, ugly...Just bringing it to the notice of pxleyes team. Or else this contest should have been a drawing contest.... ( 5 years and 3687 days ago )

jawshoewhah: are you kidding, this is a great idea! ( 5 years and 3687 days ago )

CMYK46: I sort of agree with Alex...once was enough, no need to do this again. We don't do toilet humor, do we? ( 5 years and 3687 days ago )

Contest Moderator: Any entry submitted after 2000hrs GMT Friday 20th November will be removed ( 5 years and 3685 days ago )

scratzilla1: I agree with Alex too. I am very open minded... but this one.. well.... ( 5 years and 3685 days ago )

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Your mama's so stupid... - created by jawshoewhah

Favs: 0

SBS: 22

Hi-res

Rank: 1/10

Score: 56.4% (35)

18712 views

Your mama's so stupid, she brought an umbrella to see "Purple Rain".
(5 years and 3688 days ago)

4 Sources:

10 Comments

Your, mama, stupid, Dirty, Dozen

Passport - created by sjsmiuk

Favs: 0

SBS: n/a

Hi-res

Rank: 2/10

Score: 56% (30)

14557 views

YOUR MOMMA'S SO SHORT YOU CAN SEE THE FEET ON HER PASSPORT!!

thanks to NexusJay and mai05 at www/sxc.hu for image and background (5 years and 3686 days ago)

2 Sources:

1: source1
2: source2

9 Comments

Passport

Ugly Mama - created by darkshellie23

Favs: 0

SBS: 1

Hi-res

Rank: 3/10

Score: 54.9% (25)

20127 views

yo mama so ugly shes not going bald that's her hair running away from her face

thanks to the following.
scary mask stock 2 by ~ScrewdrivR-Stock1

185 Winter Coat by ~GothicjadeStock (5 years and 3688 days ago)

2 Sources:

1: source1
2: source2

7 Comments

Ugly, Mama

onion - created by wtfayla

Favs: 0

SBS: 9

Hi-res

Rank: 4/10

Score: 53.6% (20)

15265 views

yo' mammas so ugly she makes onions cry
the photo
is mine.. i took this photo not an outside source (5 years and 3688 days ago)

2 Sources:

1: onion
2: crying baby

6 Comments

onion, woman, photo, own, image

Your Ugly Mama - created by donh

Favs: 0

SBS: 2

Hi-res

Rank: 5/10

Score: 53.2% (15)

17829 views

Yo mama's so ugly, you put her in the kennel when you go on vacation. (5 years and 3686 days ago)

2 Sources:

2 Comments

Your, Ugly, Mama

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