Offensive Cards - Photoshop Contest [22 entries]

Winning entry, with a score of:

62.4%

Contest goal:

For many occasions you have best wishes cards. Of course you have the birthday card, the st. Valentine's card, a Christmas card, you name it and there's a card!
But how often do you see a card to insult somebody? Like a card with a manual how to wash your stinky feet or a text saying "Can't you move to Japan or something?" (actually, this card really exists!).
Your goal is to make the funniest, most offensive card that can be addressed to somebody (not to a specific person, so no PXL member either), using images and text, so a nice design/layout is appreciated. Don't make the idea for the card too rude and onedimensional (no swear words), but rather go for original and smart insults. Good luck!

Status: finished. Check out the winners below!

Suggested by: wazowski

Glockman: Some maybe like " Your mother is such a dear ,how come your such and ass " this what you mean ?? ( 5 years and 3531 days ago )

jawshoewhah: Actually I've seen some similar offensive cards, some quite dirty. Of course, this is probably why these type of cards were sold at an adult novelty store.

I see a few cards insulting ages on this one. ( 5 years and 3531 days ago )

wazowski: @Glockman: the underlying idea is correct, personally I'd make the execution a bit more tastefully painful without being too direct (I hope this makes any sense

) ( 5 years and 3531 days ago )

annabat: might want to add "can't be directed at another pxl user"

I see lots of UH OH's! in this contest LOL ( 5 years and 3531 days ago )

CMYK46: "Can't be directed at another PXL user might be a wise policy.

( 5 years and 3531 days ago )

kakarot: This conotest is weird. I mean what's the point of it? Just smart insults? it's a weird one. My oppinion.... ( 5 years and 3530 days ago )

Giulia: ROFL @CMYK

))))))) ( 5 years and 3529 days ago )

spaceranger: I disagree kakarot, the objective is to be clever not just insulting, This is a good oppurtunity for those who enjoy graphic design or regular photochopping. I think it's a really good idea myself. Thanks Waz! ( 5 years and 3529 days ago )

loopyluv: Are we alowed to use copywrited quotes of insults? Cause one has been used in the below entries? ( 5 years and 3528 days ago )

IDt8r: I would think that if we use a quote and list the source of the quote in the description, it would be alright. Like we we did the song contest and people put the lyrics in the description and credited the artist, right? ( 5 years and 3525 days ago )

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Dear John... - created by loopyluv

Favs: 9

SBS: 15

Hi-res

Rank: 1/22

Score: 62.4% (35)

13762 views

..because I love him so!

EDIT:
Made changes on text, suggested by DanLundberg, and perspective suggested by dinomario10, Thanks for your advice. (5 years and 3528 days ago)

2 Sources:

29 Comments

Dear, John

Ex-sentiments - created by spaceranger

Favs: 6

SBS: 6

Hi-res

Rank: 2/22

Score: 62.1% (30)

10299 views

Ex-press your sentiments to your ex. Ex-boss, girlfriend, boyfriend in fact it works for any Ex in your life. (5 years and 3530 days ago)

7 Sources:

30 Comments

Ex-sentiments

Brothers B-Day Card - created by Chalty669

Favs: 1

SBS: 6

Hi-res

Rank: 3/22

Score: 61.3% (25)

16432 views

thanks to Falln-Brushes on Deviant art for the smoke brushes. (5 years and 3530 days ago)

7 Sources:

1: bucket
2: baby
3: water
4: toaster
5: iron
6: outlet
7: smoke

22 Comments

Brothers, B-Day, Card

The Ocean - created by Drivenslush

Favs: 0

SBS: 7

Hi-res

Rank: 4/22

Score: 57.4% (20)

9650 views

(5 years and 3531 days ago)

16 Comments

The, Ocean

Best. Insult. Ever. - created by IDt8r

Favs: 1

SBS: n/a

Hi-res

Rank: 5/22

Score: 57.2% (15)

11900 views

Monty Python RULES! (5 years and 3526 days ago)

2 Sources:

1: elderberries
2: hamster

14 Comments

Best, Insult, Ever

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