C'mon Guys, I said Sorry! - created by Geexman

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "Iâ€™m lonely. I wish my friends were back here." (5 years and 3452 days ago)

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'mon, Guys, said, Sorry

Big Nostrils - created by tnaylor21286

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Question: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Answer: They have big fingers. (5 years and 3451 days ago)

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First mouse on Mars... - created by nemanja

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THE JOKE: Recently the scientists from the NA"Z"A have sent the first space shuttle with the first Astronaut, a mouse, on the (Planet) Mars(s). :)
This is a paparazzo snapshot of the landing. :)

(omg this joke is hard to explain... lol) :D

Just Crop, paste, Burn, and added a reflection.

thx to forwardcom for the mouse.

thx to Torben BjÃ¸rn Hansen for the chocolate.

EDIT!: added one S to Mars, this shall work for copyright. (5 years and 3455 days ago)

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1: Mouse
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First, mouse, Mars

CMYK46 says:

This is a joke?

elficho says:

ummm... water on mars would be better, but then again it's been done. it doesn't look bad technically

author says:

CMYK46: Yes, it's a joke.
elficho: Yes, wanted to do that, but as you"ve said, already done.

gigi says:

I've never seen it and it made me laugh in its simplicity. Thanks.

downoffthedragon says:

Instead of a question/answer or knock knock joke, it's kinda a play on words. Which is good enough for me.

@CMYK46: since you must be difficult adding a definition, I'm assuming because you don't think that this entry fits, I was amused my this entry. Therefore it fits. If that was not your intention, sorry.

Keiley22 says:

are we allowed to use a mars bar photo???? copyrite issues?

gigi says:

He took a bight out of it so he changed the look...does that waive copyright?

gigi says:

make that bite

CMYK46 says:

I see this contest is going to have a lot of problems, so I'll just bow out. If members think this is a joke, so be it.

cabldawg71 says:

well it must be a joke it made me chuckle Good luck Author

lchappell says:

Yes rather clever if you ask me, It got a chuckle from me also. I think the Mars candy company would be happy to advertise here, seeing how this candy bar is being used. Nice work good way to get the contest started.

author says:

I am glad you've all chuckled! lol
I added one S to Mars, so I hope this works for the copyright. And hope still works as a joke.

gigi says:

Did you hear the one about the mouse that went to Marss?

author says:

gigi: Nope. Does it get eaten by the Kit-Katss?

Warlock [banned] says:

Very good author!....... Still need a little work tho the shadows not convincing me and the edges on the back of the mouse need a little refinement.

gigi says:

Author: Touche Putty Cat (says tweetie to sylvester)

erathion says:

great work author...GL

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sheep cloud - created by janetww

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Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud

image made in photoshop (5 years and 3454 days ago)

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sheep, cloud

Change your course now - created by quill

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This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. (5 years and 3454 days ago)

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Change, your, course, now

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