nice -- should send this one to my boss but the drop is not high enough and water is too soft LOL

I think you could add punch by taking better advantage of all the 'unused' space and the strong verticality of the image that requires scrolling down to see everything (at least for me).

Specifically, you could move "Take a long walk" to the top of the image and put it in a happy/cheerful font (think wedding announcement, but legible). "off a short pier" would remain at the bottom in a harsh/aggressive font (the current crisp font may be sufficiently direct). For flow, I would left-justify the top text and right-justify the bottom.

To be offensive, shouldn't it be something like "People should always be themselves - except you. You suck."

Sounds like how the Donald would say it.