Contest goal:

For many occasions you have best wishes cards. Of course you have the birthday card, the st. Valentine's card, a Christmas card, you name it and there's a card!
But how often do you see a card to insult somebody? Like a card with a manual how to wash your stinky feet or a text saying "Can't you move to Japan or something?" (actually, this card really exists!).
Your goal is to make the funniest, most offensive card that can be addressed to somebody (not to a specific person, so no PXL member either), using images and text, so a nice design/layout is appreciated. Don't make the idea for the card too rude and one dimensional (no swear words), but rather go for original and smart insults.


Status: finished. Check out the winners below!