Your Momma is so nasty that she magnifies a young man's picture in your photo album.
Credits to:
Bjarte Kvinge Tvedt
for my Man Image.
Wojciech Wolak
for my Momma image.
(5 years and 3690 days ago)
- 1: Man Image
- 2: Momma Image
Your Momma is so nasty that she magnifies a young man's picture in your photo album.
Credits to:
Bjarte Kvinge Tvedt
for my Man Image.
Wojciech Wolak
for my Momma image.
(5 years and 3690 days ago)
Your Momma is so ugly she looks like a goldfish.
Credits to:
Paul Joseph
for my woman image.
Pam Roth
for my goldfish image.
(5 years and 3690 days ago)
Goldfish are not green. They are "gold", hence the name.
Not all goldfish are gold jaw... Now you know... Different Specie, Different Color...
It would of fit the joke better if it was gold and not green.
still needs a lot of work, why does the green stop at her neck and the rest of her is blurry?
RayTedwell & jawshoewhah thanks for your comments but it 's how I interpret the statement or joke. Heheh!
This could do with a lot of work, for example i agree about the green goldfish and I also agree with RayTedwell, what was the point in blurring her bottom half?
very nice
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Your momma is so old that her birth certificate says EXPIRED on it.
Credits to:
Hannah Gleghorn
for my woman image. (5 years and 3690 days ago)
The other text on the paper is blurred, maybe you shuoldve blurred the "EXPIRED" text a bit.. just to make it fit in some more Either haha
Why is she in a grayscale and the rest of the image is color? It just seems to make more sence to make it all color or all grascale. Perhaps you could explain.
I know its more cool that the colors would be opposite but I really wanted Momma to look so old and weary that is why I grayscaled her and added color on the background... I blurred the other text on the paper to emphasize the word EXPIRED... Now you know...
I understand why you did it, and this is one of the better entries. Did you try leaving the colour in her clothes but just desaturating her skin a bit, that might get the emphasis across but still be a bit more realistic. GL
I gotcha now, because everything old was in black and white. Then you might want to make the "expired" gray as well, since it's just as old as her.
RayTedwell & jawshoewhah thanks for your comments but it is my own discretion. Heheh!
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Your mama's so stupid, she brought an umbrella to see "Purple Rain".
(5 years and 3690 days ago)
ha ha. i like this one (:
Funny
haha
Thanks for the comments
funny
Congratulations for 1st
Congrats for your first place, Joshua!
congrats!
Congrats, well done
congrats on your first place
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(5 years and 3693 days ago)
Looks like the hand is behind the water, rather than in it...
Edit: Looks better now.
I agree with CMYK, but good jobrecreating the missing part of the globe.
Extraordinary!
background needs rework
Really like the looks of this image! The hand seems really bright at right...yet the globe doesn't reflect that...no big deal. Great job, author!
need more work on colors and shadows
Very interesting usage of source.GL
very nice
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I don't get the joke, sorry.
I have no idea why that's a yo mamma joke?!?! Are we missing something in translation?
Please read between the lines jawshoewhah & RayTedwell... Heheh!
I don't understand either, sorry author.
???????????
I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't get it.
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